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Microsoft's
STEVE BALLMER is either on
serious drugs or just plain nuts. According to the official Microsoft
web site, Mr. Ballmer's "passion and leadership have become
hallmarks of his tenure at the company." That statement is
more ironic than they presumably intended. The following rant
is an uncut, authentic company-wide address given to his employees.
It was later reported in the press that Mr. Ballmer's display
was so intense that he actually required throat surgery soon after
he delivered this notorious rant.
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