What’s
a Celebrity Rant?
Celebrity Rants presents animated portraits based on actual
uncensored recordings of your favorite stars. Each clip
is an authentic rant that was never
really meant to be heard by the public. These recordings have
been lovingly collected from industry insiders, disgruntled
employees, voice-over out takes, banned material and the proverbial
"cutting room floor." All rants are guaranteed 100%
authentic and have not been enhanced, altered or changed. In
some cases, the rants have been slightly edited for time length
only and their content has not been affected. Because of the
diverse source material and recording conditions, the audio
quality may vary. Rather than "sweeten" the audio
tracks, the rants are presented warts and all in their original
form.
Where
Do You Clods Get These Recordings?
These recordings are submitted to us by users like yourself.
We receive audio out takes and bloopers from all sorts of folks.
Rest assured, your submissions are treated with the utmost respect
and confidentiality. We pledge never to
reveal the sources of our rant content. The identity
of the user making the file submission will not be disclosed.
I
Have A Recording! How Do I Submit It?
If you have a funny recording of a public figure mouthing off
or losing their cool, we'd love to add it to this collection.
Please read our submission guidelines
and criteria for more details on what we're looking for. You
can also contact us at our anonymous
tip email address and we'll respond within 24 hours. All
correspondence is confidential and secure.
What
Age Group Is This Site For?
This site is made for adults only. It is not directed to children
under 13 years of age. By using this site, the user declares
that they are of legal age and not offended by profanity or
the spoiled ranting and raving of hot tempered celebrities.
What
Are The Technical Requirements?
This
site requires the Flash 5 browser plug-in. Please visit the
Macromedia web site to download
this free plug-in. Celebrity Rants is optimized for the
Microsoft
Internet Explorer 4.0 and a PC using Windows 98 or higher.
Due to technical issues beyond our control, we can not guarantee
performance or proper display on the Macintosh, Netscape or
America Online. Faster modem speeds will provide a more enjoyable
experience. For specific technical questions, broken links or
bugs, please write
to us.
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About Our Staff
CelebrityRants.com depends on the site's users and a large inside
network of Hollywood handlers, celebrity associates and disgruntled
employees of the stars. As soon as the Celebrity Rants team
gets their stinking paws on an authentic "off-the-cuff"
recording, they turn it into a wildly unflattering animation
for you to enjoy and share with friends. Got
a recording you'd like to submit? We'd love to hear from
you.
Our
Promise
All celebrity dialogue is 100% authentic and uncut!
Celebrity
Rants Statement of Satire
CelebrityRants.com
is a work of parody and intended for entertainment purposes.
Any similarity to loathsome celebrities living or dead is purely
coincidental. We
value the input of our users. Please tell us what you think
and drop us an email.
The
Open Source Pledge
This entire site was built by hand using free, open-source
technology. Not a nickel has gone to Microsoft in the construction
of this web product.
