While
mumbling through cue-card readings on the set of Apocalypse
Now, overweight thespian MARLON BRANDO suddenly blurts
out a lispy laundry list of reasons why he detests fellow washed-up
1970s actor, Burt Reynolds.
Related
links:
Overeaters Anonymous
National Alliance for the Mentally
Ill
Alzheimer's Disease
Marlon's
bio
Brandoland
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