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ELVIS PRESLEY defends his fat belly and claims he is actually wearing a bullet-proof vest underneath his garish, studded outfit. Less than 20 months after this recording was made, Elvis died of a massive heart attack induced by a drug overdose while straining to produce a stubborn bowel movement in the third floor bathroom of his swanky Graceland mansion.

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