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GENNIFER FLOWERS made headlines by coming clean and telling the press about her lengthy affair with Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton. Soon the public realized that this wasn't the first time Clinton cheated on his insufferable shrewish wife, Hillary. In this rant, Ms. Flowers provides just a little too much information.

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Clinton's response to Gennifer Flowers
Clinton's confession after getting a "Lewinsky"
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