Failed
talk show host and washed up fat comedienne ROSEANNE BARR
is no stranger to media controversy. Her career began a long,
slow death spiral after her highly publicized off-key singing
of the national anthem at a professional baseball game. After
performing the song, she spit like a tobacco-chewing redneck and
displayed a crude gesture involving her crotch. Funny, huh? She
was soon boo'd off the field and her public opinion dropped. After
her TV show was cancelled she turned to writing desperate "tell-all"
books. Roseanne claimed she experienced molestation, depression,
sexual confusion, a dysfunctional childhood, multiple personalities
and other transparent
Hollywood "woe-is-me" bullshit
in an attempt to gain sympathy and sales.
Related
links:
Roseanne
Bio
Overeaters Anonymous
Multiple Personality
Disorder
Child molestation
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