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"Ladies
and Gentleman, we're approaching our station at the entrance to
Main Street U.S.A, gateway to the seven themed lands of the Magic
Kingdom." Those immortal words were spoken by none other
than the great JACK WAGNER.
Known as "The Official Voice of Disneyland," Wagner's
work can still be heard on the monorail reminding everyone in
English and Spanish to "Please stand clear of the
doors." This rant was sent to us by a friend in Los Angeles
who asked to remain anonymous. It's actually a humorous collection
of multiple rants and blunders edited together in a sort of nutty
"party mix."
Related
links:
1972
Jack Wagner Express Monorail text
DJ Technoid's Disney Site
(Contains Wagner technomix!)
Official
Disneyland web site
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rant
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