After
years of professional disappointments, the creative genius who
gave us the acclaimed cinematic masterpiece, Citizen Kane,
was so down-and-out he was reduced to hawking cans of frozen peas.
No wonder he's so cranky! Listen to ORSON WELLES
angrily fixate on grammatical usage and copy writing in this ego-filled
voice over session.
This clip is a personal favorite of the Celebrity Rants staff.
Related
links:
Anger Management
Stress Management
Citizen
Kane Script
Citizen
Kane Storyboards
Roger
Ebert's essay on Citizen Kane
IMDB's review of Citizen
Kane
The Estate
of Orson Welles
1938 Radio
Broadcast of The War of the Worlds
The Blue Book of Grammar
and Punctuation
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will sell no wine before it's time™"
Mrs.
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