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This hilarious 1970s disco-rap mix features an intoxicated, bitter JUDY GARLAND ranting about her deadbeat third ex-husband Mr. Sid Luft. Surreal! A big shout out to Celebrity Rants member Jerry Wright who submitted this track for all of us to enjoy. Thanks Jerry!

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